Moon

Believe it or not, you can actually buy land on the mooon.

http://www.lunarregistry.com/

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Classics

Still into 90's music. They are just so good.

Here are some song that I recommend you guys to listen to.

1) Air Supply - Lost In Love

2)Air Supply - Making Love Out Of Nothing

3)Abba - Mamma Mia

4)Abba - Dancing Queen

5)Carpenters - Cant Smile Without You

6)Carpenters - Close To You

7)Innuendo - Belaian Jiwa

8)Beetles - Yesterday

9) Sting/The Police - Every Breath You Take

10) Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting For You

11)Man Bai - Kau Ilhamku

12)Extreme - More Than Words

13)The Righteous Brother - Unchained Melody

14)Mariah Carey - Fantasy

The Man Who Prevented WWIII

Ever heard of Stanislav Petrov?

Probably not—but you may very well owe him your life.

Petrov, a former member of the Soviet military, didn’t actually do anything but that’s precisely the point.

In 1983, Petrov held a very important station: As lieutenant colonel, he was in charge of monitoring the Soviet Union’s satellites over the United States, and watching for any sign of unauthorized military action

This was the Cold War era, and suspicions were high; on September 1, the Soviet Union had mistakenly shot down a Korean aircraft it had believed to be a military plane, killing 269 civilians, including an American Congressman. The Soviet Union believed that the United States might launch a missile attack at any moment, and that they would be forced to respond with their own arsenal of nuclear weapons.

Several weeks after the airplane disaster, on September 23, another officer called in sick, so Petrov was stuck working a double shift at a secret bunker, monitoring satellite activity, when “suddenly the screen in front of me turned bright red,” Petrov told BBC news. “An alarm went off. It was piercing, loud enough to raise a dead man from his grave.”

According to the system, the United States had launched five missiles, which were rapidly heading into Soviet territory. The U.S.S.R. was under attack.

All Petrov had to do was push the flashing red button on the desk in front of him, and the Soviets would retaliate with their own battery of missiles, launching a full-scale nuclear war.

“For fifteen seconds, we were in a state of shock,”he told The Washing Post. “We needed to understand, what’s next?”

Though the bunker atmosphere was chaotic, Petrov, who had trained as a scientist, took the time to analyze the data carefully before making his decision. He realized that, if the U.S. did attack, they would be unlikely to launch a mere five missiles at once. And when he studied the system’s ground-based radar, he could see no evidence of oncoming missiles.

He still couldn’t say for sure what was going on, but “I had a funny feeling in my gut,” he told The Post. “I didn’t want to make a mistake. I made a decision, and that was it.”

Luckily for all of us, he decided not to push that button. Later, his instincts were proven right—the malfunctioning system had given him a false alarm, and the U.S. had not deployed any missiles. Thanks to Petrov’s cool head, nuclear war had been narrowly averted, and millions of lives were saved.

Unfortunately, Petrov didn’t exactly receive a heroic reward from the Soviet military: Embarrassed by their own mistakes, and angry at Petrov for breaking military protocol, they forced him into early retirement with a pension of $200 a month. Petrov’s brave act was kept secret from the outside world until the 1998 publication of a book by one of Petrov’s fellow officers, who witnessed his courage on that terrifying night.

Since the book’s publication, Petrov has been honored by the United Nations and presented with a World Citizen Award, and there has been talk of giving him the Nobel Prize. Still, the humble Russian scientist plays down his role in averting a nuclear crisis: “I was simply the right person in the right time, that was all,” he said in the upcoming documentary,

We’ve got to disagree with him. Sure, he may have done nothing but in this case, it might just be the hardest thing to do.

Short Update

Its been awhile since i last post anything. Still on exams. Currently addicted to Sudden Attack some multiplayer FPS

Random Pics

Random Jokes 2

An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
> > Your name pls.
> > "Abdul Aziz "
> > "Sex? "
> > "Six times a week!! "
> > "No, no, I mean male or female! "
> >"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"

Night

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you
and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me
unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed
still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and
shamelessly without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you
sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any
guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.
Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched
for you, but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last nights
events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing,
making it harder to forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting for
you, you darn mosquito

Never translate IT terms to the Malay Language

Why Mahathir insist on using English for math and science. Because global uses the language as information's and / or technology language at this moment.How danger it is if we're trying to use in Bahasa, especially in school. see example below. *hardware = barangkeras *software = baranglembut *joystick = batang gembira *plug and play = cucuk dan main *port = lubang *server = pelayan *client = pelanggan Try translate this: ENGLISH : That server gives a plug and play service to the clients using either hardware or software joystick.The joystick goes into the port of the client." BAHASA : Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut.Batang gembira itu dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan." > > > > > > Now You Know.........

Random Jokes

This happen on the radio


THIS IS REALLY FUNNY!

Presenter : Good morning. This is Power 98 & do you want to play a game?
Contestant : Yeah, why not.

Presenter : Good. It is a simple game. When I say something you have to give an answer that is opposite to what I have said. For eg. when I say Sharp, you have to answer Blunt. OK?
Contestant : OK.

Presenter : Sun
Contestant : Moon.

Presenter : Black
Contestant : White.

Presenter : Tall
Contestant : Short.

Presenter : Dog
Contestant : Cat.

Presenter : Man
Contestant : Woman

Presenter : Cock
Contestant : CHIBAI !!!

RADIO SILENCE !!!!!!

Presenter : These things sometimes happen and we are on air live. Let's take a commercial break here.

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A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her
arms around his neck: "Darling, I have great news: I'm a month
overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a
test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the door-bell,
because the young couple hasn't paid their last bill: "Are you Mrs.
Smith? You're a month overdue, you know!"

"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the electric
company.

"What are you saying? It's in your files?????"

"Absolutely."

"Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."

That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a
bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next
morning.

"What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month
overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.

"Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All you
have to do is pay us."

"PAY you? and if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."

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You are in trouble
An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!!!."

There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.

As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed."

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Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ..................

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!

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Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand.

Swine Flu

Is this your life?

Survey

Some survey I got it from Val's blog

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You are a true romantic. When you are in love, you will do anything and everything to keep your love true.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

You are very serious about relationships and aren't interested in wasting time with people you don't really like. If you meet the right person, you will fall deeply and beautifully in love.

Your views on education

Education is very important in life. You want to study hard and learn as much as you can.

The right job for you:

You have plenty of dream jobs but have little chance of doing any of them if you don't focus on something in particular. You need to choose something and go for it to be happy and achieve success.

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of things that you cannot control. Sometimes you show your anger to cover up how you feel.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

Just a lil update

This is just a lil update to make this blog more alive. hahaa.

I think you should blog more though. Don't worry your account has not been hacked. Actually i don't really know what to type here because i can't think of anything. But i know that you'll know who i am after you've read this. hehe.

Good luck in everything you do.

xoxoxo

Coca-Cola

I found this very interesting. So, are you a fan of Coke? If yes, then this might interest you!

Infos, facts and fictions or maybe myths….all related to Coca Cola.

1. The color of Coca Cola was originally green!*
2. Coca Cola was originated by a pharmacist (Doctor John Pembert) as a drug to cure depression.
3. Coca Cola once being made from cocaine and also had alcohol in it.
4. Coca Cola was originally made form Coca-leaves (cocaine-plant) and Cola-nuts (which grow in Africa).
5. When coke commercialized, the cocaine and alcohol where left out and the original recipe was replaced by the “7X”-formula.
6. Coke can be used to relieve the sting from Jelly Fish.
7. Coke also can be used to relieve hiccups.
8. Coke can be used as tanning lotion.
9. Coke can be used to make a new photo look antique. Just soak in it!
10. Coke also can be used to remove gum from gum coated hair.
11. The Navy uses Coke to help preserve it’s submarines.
12. If you put a can of diet Coca Cola and a can of regular Coca Cola in a swimming pool….. the can of regular Coke will sink, but the can of Diet Coke will float!
13. Coke can be used to clean ancient bronze coins.
14. Coke is a perfect grout cleaner for tile floors.
15. Coke can remove fishy smell from clothes.
16. Coke can be used to remove oil stains from concrete driveways or garages.
17. Coke can also be used to remove stains from carpet. (Even permanent marker stain)
18. Coke can makes your lawn grass greener.
19. Coke can ease cold symptoms. (Add with some fresh ginger)
20. Uncarbonated coke can heel nauseated.
21. Coke can power up your accumulator (storage battery)
22. Coke can also remove blood stains.
23. Coke can get rid of rats!
24. Coke can clean/remove corrosion (rusting).
25. Coke is used to clean toilet bowl.

Chinese + Sikh =?

Do you have any ‘chindian’ friends? Chindian refers to one who’s got Chinese and Indian parentage. Well, what if the father is a Chinese and the mother is a Sikh? Now, in Malaysia, a Sikh is sometimes refers to as a “baii”. Yeah, you guess it right… some people has the audacity to actually put ‘that word’ as the race of this person…

You Change My World

Its finally a year!
After all we went through.
I know its not easy for us to make it till this far.
Living apart from each other thousand miles away.
No matter how far we are, we will always be close in our hearts.

You don't realize what you have and what you've done for me,
But the way you managed to steal my heart is what has set me free.
You've given me a feeling that no one else could ever change.

If I were given a wish,
I wouldn't wish for us to be together.Why?
Cause I want your love to come straight from
your heart, not from a wish.

Thank you for everything you've given me.
Thank you for all the memories we share together,
that I will cherish forever.

Happy Anniversary.

What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian

1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League Club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.

3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.

6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.

11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.

12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.

13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'

14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.

Guess

Guess whos this in the photo

Yes you guess it right its Rihanna. I found a photo of Rihanna after being beaten up by C.Brown on the net. After what happen they still got back together and Rihanna is pregnant with his baby.

Tagged

1) The person who tagged you is:
Valerie

2) Your relationshiisp with him/her :
more than bestfriend hehe

3) Your first impression of him/her is:
the best

4) The most memorable moments with her:
Last december

5) The most memorable thing he/she has said to you is:
there are lots of things =)

6) If he/she becomes yr lover, you will:
always be hers xD

7) If he/she became yr lover, what should he/she improve at:
talk to me more!

8) If he/she becomes yr enemy, what would you do:
be friends again

9) If he/she becomes yr enemy, the reason will be:
that wont happen

10) The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is:
watch a movie with her

11) Your overall impression on him/her:
Best dancer

12) The characteristic you love most about yourself:
ermm i dont really know

13) The characteristic you hate most about yourself:
lazy, do everything last minute (suppose to be doing physics now but end up blogging xD)

14) The most ideal person you want too be is:
me

15) For people that care and like you, say something to them:
Thanks for being my friend

Memories

I miss the youth rally and the youth gatherings in SIC.
I miss the Praise and Worships
I miss the people there and my friends there.
2006 youth rally is the best, its when we first met.
Ill never forget the moments that we spend together especially with you.

Started to think back bout the pass during mass after they sang "The Heart Of Worship"
The song bring back alot of memories, happy and sad.

Cant stop laughing

A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. So she immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned to a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed even more amused. When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this... When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming,' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident,' I just lost it."

Watch this kid too...really chubby

17 Children

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 7 children. Eventually, her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 10 children by her next husband. Eventually, he dies. Soon after her second husband's death she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together." A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?" The priest says, "I mean her legs."

My comeback

Alex Kwok was once gay but then he decided to become more gay. I felt sorry for him cuz he is born gay. He went to Bangkok to become a stripper at a tiger show and a Go-go bar.

Dream Car

Damn this car is smoking hot, its the new Nissan GT-R R35. Goes up to 60km/h in 3.5 seconds. I'm a Skyline fan but this car is way better. Probably getting it next 10 years? xD who knows

I know i like cars but,
Not as much as I love you

Get well soon....

Need more rest, currently having fever. School is starting tomorrow already but not going? haha. Please get well soon. (: hope you know who is this XD

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