Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Memories

I miss the youth rally and the youth gatherings in SIC.
I miss the Praise and Worships
I miss the people there and my friends there.
2006 youth rally is the best, its when we first met.
Ill never forget the moments that we spend together especially with you.

Started to think back bout the pass during mass after they sang "The Heart Of Worship"
The song bring back alot of memories, happy and sad.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Cant stop laughing

A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. So she immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned to a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed even more amused. When, on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this... When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming,' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Slogan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself. But your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident,' I just lost it."

Watch this kid too...really chubby


Friday, February 13, 2009

17 Children

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 7 children. Eventually, her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 10 children by her next husband. Eventually, he dies. Soon after her second husband's death she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At least they're finally together." A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?" The priest says, "I mean her legs."

My comeback

Alex Kwok was once gay but then he decided to become more gay. I felt sorry for him cuz he is born gay. He went to Bangkok to become a stripper at a tiger show and a Go-go bar.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Dream Car


Damn this car is smoking hot, its the new Nissan GT-R R35. Goes up to 60km/h in 3.5 seconds. I'm a Skyline fan but this car is way better. Probably getting it next 10 years? xD who knows



I know i like cars but,
Not as much as I love you